April 29, 2020
Things are getting heated out there
Ah, yes, JK Rowling, noted transphobe and author of overrated children’s books.
It’s the perfect defense!
John Mulaney dropping some truth
This is the final boss of Karen quest
Well, Crichton was right again.
April 22, 2020
It’s shocking, really.
Haha, money isn’t even real
She said “no scrubs,” after all
They really just care about money after all
Life comes at you fast.
There are only three certainties in life: death, taxes, and this nonsense right here.
April 15, 2020
Yay for Democratic leadership!
Bernie’s not messing around anymore
Oh, thank you, glorious Orange Leader
Yeah, just… get out there and vote.
Trump would normally be filing Chapter 11 about now in his other business ventures.
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it?
April 8, 2020
Wow, we still have eight more months of this awful year? Okay…
Things are getting weird in quarantine.
This is going to be rough, huh?
Nothing like leadership from a Trump.
If only she wasn’t as dumb as her father.
Jeff Bezos is a monster, pass it on.
April 1, 2020
He’s such a genius with such a big brain
I love supporting small businesses!
This guy really has me sick of all this winning
A bit too little too late, it seems.
Good ol’ Uncle Joe.
Yeah… we definitely don’t want Trump again, but Joe’s not exactly exciting the youth vote.
March 25, 2020
Remember, just call him the Grim Reaper.
They’re losing percentage points, here, people! Let’s make some sacrifices to keep them uber rich.
All of these people should be in jail for what they’ve done.
We’re doomed, aren’t we?
Bernie was trying to tell them.
Well, it was nice while it lasted. We did our best.
March 18, 2020
I never thought the apocalypse would involve so much brawling over toilet paper.
For some reason, they just traveled everywhere with the virus.
These things do like to come in cycles, after all.
Who knew we were already masters of virology!
It turns out Corona’s deadliest enemy is Corona!
Everyone thinks that the planet is “overpopulated” until they learn that overpopulation is a grotesque myth and debunked pseudo-science.
March 11, 2020
Oh, yeah. That’s reassuring.
We don’t live in a dystopia or anything.
Bless him, and bless his dumb, Swiss-cheese brain.
Yeah, that, or maybe people just didn’t have any confidence in her after everything.
Coming in hot to remind the plebs who gets votes in Blue States
Well, it looks like we’re nominating Biden after all. This election will be interesting.
March 4, 2020
Super Tuesday is the biggest single day of the primary. So, how’d it go?
Well, Bloomberg spent a lot of money,
Biden won the Boomer vote, just in time to lose the general,
Oh, and he forgot which of these women was his wife and his sister,
Warren, bafflingly, stays in the race despite coming in third place in her own state and the dumbest man on Earth said something correct,
And Warren supporters managed to miss the point of this whole endeavor spectacularly. Who wants to watch the world end with us?
February 28, 2020
Trump’s health should be the least of your concerns, honestly. Concerning as it may be.
You hear that? It’s the sound of Trump’s blood pressure going up.
This disease is exposing all of Trump’s weaknesses. For instance, he doesn’t believe in science or like long-term planning.
Back at it again with the hamberders, eh, Trump?
As well he should!
Roger Stone needs to spend the rest of his life in jail.
February 19, 2020
Can you feel the Bern? Today’s batch of memes are all in honor of the frontrunner in the Democratic race.
Back to the Future was really ahead of its time, huh?
Trumpism is a sickness that we’ll cure with kindness.
Seriously, some people act like “socialism” is actually something to avoid.
That’s a shame. Too bad no one can help…
In the end, the memes will be the deciding factor in this particular culture war.
February 12, 2020
They’re going to be fine, right?
Good luck, Mitt. This is going to be rough.
Yar, the GOP, matey.
Sorry, cance- I mean, Rush.
Mike, do us a favor and take your money elsewhere, okay?
Why tell the truth for free when there’s money on the line?
February 6, 2020
Now remembered for prematurely calling victory in Iowa despite the results not being available.
Joe, it might be time to sit this one out.
Acquittal, huh? Guess they really did ignore the trial.
Trump’s not the brightest bulb in the box.
Mitch McConnell will be remembered for his role in helping undermine democracy.
January 22, 2020
Let’s keep it real: he definitely did it, by his own admission
Is Jordan the right guy to be presiding over this?
The Kentucky Turtle has spoken, peasants. Begone.
Hillary… just go away.
This is not comforting. Bloomberg’s money isn’t something we should be excited about.
The chance to see real intellect and compassion finally battle callous idiocy? This will be must-see TV.
January 22, 2020
He really can’t even remember that Impeachment fellow.
Uh oh, we might get sued by Devin Nunes for this one.
“Just pretend you can’t see it.”
One of these things is old news, and the other is new hotness.
There are truly no words for how bad some people want Bernie to lose.
January 15, 2020
That’s the light side of the Force, to be sure!
We’re just keeping it real, gang
Maybe we have Star Wars on the brain
Well, if he insists.
Are you really, Joe?
This is our very stable genius, everyone.
January 8, 2020
Bernie has a lot on his plate, but this one is a major issue.
Everyone knows that Trump is the best negotiator we have.
Yeah, about that “good year” thing… Trump’s seeing to a brand new war.
This one is funny in a sort of “it’s not actually funny at all, people are dying” kind of way.
Attorney General? More like professional fixer.
December 30, 2019
It’s getting old, guys.
So much winning!
No one was happy to be here.
He really doesn’t get this, does he?
Rules to live by, really.
December 26, 2019
Yeah, let’s get on that investigation, guys!
What could go wrong?
Is Mitch STILL a Senator?
What an inconvenient true fact
Oh dang, it’s the consequences of my own actions!
December 11, 2019
Well, we can’t argue with that…
“Especially when they didn’t pay a NICKLE in taxes!”
Just your average Trump voter.
Classic Pelosi sass!
November 20, 2019
Could you imagine having to sit beside Nunes?
Lies for the people… juicy and raw!
My three-year-old loves making this face…
November 12, 2019
Television host is the closest thing he’s good at after all…
A little bit of self-critical humor never hurt anyone…
November 4, 2019
They call him Moscow Mitch…
How to leave Republicans scrambling for their next publicity stunt…
October 28, 2019
Who is really to blame for all this mess?
And don’t get us started on our field of candidates right now…
October 17, 2019
So now that Rudy Colludy is tangled up in potentially illegal activities in Ukraine, the inevitable distancing should begin in 3… 2… 1…
Because, after all…
Here’s a little “Trump logic” for you (talk about an oxymoron)…